


Random Debates: Bendy Straws VS Liquid Soap

by PrincessParker



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-07-25
Updated: 2011-07-25
Packaged: 2015-04-03 15:32:11
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 363
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7217813/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2740050/PrincessParker
Summary: Carly and Sam debate on which is better, Liquid soap or Bendy straws.





	Random Debates: Bendy Straws VS Liquid Soap

**Sup! Since I have been bored today I decided to write another random debate. **

**Disclaimer- I do not own iCarly *tear* **

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><p><em>Random Debates: Bendy Straws VS Liquid Soap<em>

Sam: Welcome to iCarly dot com!

Carly: Where penguins and meatballs are always welcome!

Sam: Today we will be having a random debate.

Carly: I will be speaking on the behalf of liquid soap.

Sam: And I will be speaking about the joys of bendy straws! Now let us begin.

Carly: Liquid soap smells nice.

Sam: Bendy straws are bendable.

Carly: Liquid soap comes in many different colors.

Sam: Bendy straws also come in many different colors

Carly: Next time you want to wash your hands try using a bendy straw.

Sam: next time you want to drink some liquid beverage try using liquid soap. I guarantee it won't taste good.

Carly: Gibby loves liquid soap!

Sam: So what? He's a Gibby he doesn't count!

Carly: Gibby's a person to, his opinions matter.

Sam: I still think he's a mermaid.

Carly: Okay, how did this go from a random debate to a conversation about Gibby?

Sam: You're right we should get back to the random debate Carls.

Carly: okay, liquid soap can clean hobo's feet.

Sam: Zebras **love** bendy straws!

Carly: Liquid soap is way better than bendy straws; even the fattest of donkeys can see that!

Sam: Bendy straws are way better than liquid soap! Without bendy straws, all the people in the world would be stuck with stupid regular straws.

Carly: Liquid soap!

Sam: Bendy straws!

Carly: Liquid soap!

Sam: Bendy straws!

Carly: Liquid soap!

Sam: Bendy straws!

Carly: Liquid soap!

Sam: I'm going to settle this once and for all with a story! Once upon a time there was a llama named Bob. He hated apples, and crabs, so he especially hated crabapples. His favorite food was pie and cheese. The End!

Carly: Wow, I guess that proves bendy straws are better than liquid soap.

Sam: That's what I've been saying this whole time!

Carly: This has been a random debate.

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><p><strong>Review! Or giant bananas will sing to you!<strong>

**Xoxo**

**Princessparker 3**


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